Dating a well hung

"It is at this time that many women are disappointed with what they find and now they are in an awkward situation.

They like the guy, but they need to move on if they are to be sexually satisfied," the site explains.

For big-package-loving women too shy to sign up for the site, there is a more accurate way to judge just how much a man is packing in his pants: the "Predicktor" app.

Forget shoe size, the new $3 "medical prediction" smartphone app uses a complex scientific-based formula that factors in information like height, finger length and sexual orientation to predict the size of a man's erect penis.

While this is all richly complex in emotional baggage, let's flash back to alone-on-the-couch me.

Tonight we cooked dinner together, took the dogs to the park, and spooned on the couch whilst whispering sweet nothings and sharing our hopes and dreams.

Men who sign up for the dating website must disclose how long their privates are, and, like the name of the website suggests, seven inches is the minimum.

Men also need to indicate whether or not they're circumcised.I feel like that's more information without really posing a question.I guess, what's your take on the heterosexual male's mating patterns? Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady (Chasing her Ex) Dear Three Times, I’m baffled too, by several things in your letter, not least the brief and mysterious mention of a relationship-wrecking “fishing addiction,” which admittedly your expert columnist had to Google to find out if it was some weird new sex or drug thing I’d not heard of.The website was launched by Steve Pasternack, who is also behind another infamous dating service, Sugar, that lets young men and women look for older, wealthy suitors, and vice versa."For men interested in women, it is quite easy to see if the woman's breast size is to his liking or not, or even the shape and size of her derriere," the website says. There are many women that feel the size of a man's penis is very important to them." However, because a "properly behaved", respectful woman would never dare ask a man how big his penis is or whether he is circumcised, "a woman will date a man perhaps for a few days, weeks or maybe months," just to be disappointed with "what they find," when they finally "take things to a new level," according to the website.According to The Inquisitr, it is unclear whether or not the men are required to submit any proof of their size, or whether the dating service will claim responsibility if men really aren't as well-endowed as they claim to be.

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